rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

My class today
Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

superadventuretime10:

cahboose:

PLEASE JUST STOP FIGHTING YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART 

*Looks at Creature fandom*

dorkiest-dorkasaurus:

If you ever feel sad, just remember I was nearly able to buy this sweater

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BUT MY MOM SAID NO

tagged: +want 
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

tagged: +about me 

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

jenn-depsycho:

mj-jay:

every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like

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"I HEARD that, Sweet Pea."

immortalhdildo:

i know everyone’s pretty much done with this by now but i just fucking had to.

immortalhdildo:

i know everyone’s pretty much done with this by now but i just fucking had to.

tagged: +seamus  +SSoHPKC  +creatures